patient 0: men

men who tell you you look like hollywood
men who tell you that they want you to sit on their face, but can’t last 2 minutes
men who compliment your nail polish
men who ask why you’re so dressed up
men who like the leopard print shoes
men who justify making perverted jokes after a couple bourbons
men who buy hydrangeas just because
men who cry in bed alone
men who are twice your age but ask you to a romantic dinner for two
men who write you love letters in french
men who are emotionally reckless
men who talk to their mom every day
men who call you ma’am
men who _______________